Weekly Financial Disclosure

The Grift Tracker

Because somebody has to be honest about the money. Updated weekly.
Week of June 13, 2026
Monthly Net Position
WHERE WE ARE ↓
−$1,847
IN THE RED
Watch this number. It only goes one direction.
Monthly Inflows
Writing Income forthcoming, allegedly $0
Music Revenue YouTube, Bandcamp $0.73
Substack Subscriptions just launched $0
Investment Portfolio
NVDA
1 fractional share
~$10.00
SAVINGS
runway
~$15,000
Where The Money Comes From
PAC / Corporate / Donor Funding
$0.00
Total received
Grants, Contracts & Institutional Funding
Think Tank Funding $0
Foundation Grants $0
Speaking Fees $0
Book Advances $0
Alabama State Unemployment $0
Why does this exist? Because "radically honest" is an empty talking point unless you back it up. My passion and my honesty are the tools of my trade. Everything else is accounted for above. Numbers are approximate and updated weekly. If something changes — a Baffler payment, a Substack subscriber, one more fractional share of Nvidia — it goes here. Failed Professor, Failed Musician, Failing Writer.